Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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