I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
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And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW