I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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