god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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