I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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