the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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