..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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