Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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