can we get nightvision for the apartment?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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