Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I accidentally had phone sex last night
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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