Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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