How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
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What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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