Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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