**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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