but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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