if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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