Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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