At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
