Nicole vs. Life
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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