Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize
