Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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