Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
