their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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