good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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