Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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