mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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