what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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