I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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