i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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