My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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