no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
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We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
ok first of all what the fuck
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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