I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I just forgot I was standing up.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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