what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
My vagina is officially offended.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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