guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
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A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
the raccoons are back...
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