It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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