You're completely useless in the revolution.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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