I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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