Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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