don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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