nut hugger
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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