Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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