woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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