She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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