Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
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After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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