And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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