so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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