Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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