i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I'm really busy with my period
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