Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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