check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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