so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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