Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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