He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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