What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
